YOUtube ME, I tube YOU (Ah, Saraaaap!)

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(LJI)

DIYASKENG YouTube.

Nagkaroon ako bigla ng bagong addiction bukod sa panonood ng cable, pagkain at pag-ebak, I can’t stop myself from ‘YouTubing’. Mula nu’ng maikabit ‘yung bagong ‘interweb’ connection namin dito sa aming tree house, hindi ko na mapigil ang sarili kong mag-online. I became an obsessed YouTube community member.

What’s my purpose? I’m in the process of stumping the site: ‘Ano’ng video kaya ang WALA sila?’ Halos lahat kasi ng topic naka-upload dito. Eh, ultimo ‘yung kasal ni Queen Elizabeth nu’ng 19kopongkopong, meron. Speech ni Ninoy Aquino nu’ng buhay pa siya–meron. Pati ‘yung hindi maintindihang report ni Michael Fajatin sa Saksi ng GMA7, nandu’n. At ‘yung Wowowee contestant na nagpasalamat sa Eat Bulaga, naroon din. Hmm?

So, I tried typing ‘At Seventeen’, ‘yung ’70s love song classic ni Janis Ian — my favorite kasi laging pinapatugtog sa Mellow Touch DWLL nu’ng kabataan ko. Mahirap, ‘di ba? Una luma na. Pangalawa, kanta siya at wa’ pang mTV nu’n. Pangatlo, sino na nga ba si Janis Ian? So, hintay ako ng mga 3 seconds… meron pa rin! 10 video-versions nu’ng kanta. Sampu maniwala ka– mula nu’ng ’70s na kumakanta si Janis sa isang tv show (girly pa siya dito), hanggang sa isang vid na 2000ish sa isang revival concert (lesbiana na si Janis dito and very old– the face and gender have changed but her sweet voice remained the same). And the video thread began right there. (Click ALL the BLUE links in this blog to understand what I mean).

A few seconds later, pinapanood ko na si Barry Manilow, kumakanta ng ‘Mandy‘ at age 20ish yata–pogi at lalaki pa. Si Robin Williams, David Letterman at Jay Leno nagsta-standup nu’ng ’80s– all long-haired and I just realized, long din pala ang baba nilang tatlo. ‘Tapos sina Tito, Vic and Joey sa isang ’70s Coke commercial mimicking Freddie Aguilar and Mike Hanopol. MERON din sila!?

Sa thread nina TVJ may nakita akong video entries titled ‘sexy commercials’ so I clicked it. Engrossing. Mga sexy ladies endorsing different products from beers to–sex? Nu’ng nakita ko ‘yung title na ‘sex’ , tumayo ang… balahibo ko. Totoo kaya? So I clicked it. I ended with a 7 minute very sexy video titled ‘Seducing a Maid’ from Spain– two girls kissing like there are no men on earth (Ha-ha! “Nakaisa” ako! No links this time. It’s all up to you to look for it.). To my surprise (ka-ching!) it’s an ad for a porno site pala. And YouTube allowed it. Kina-cut lang ‘pag magpapakita na ng nipples ‘yung mga ‘actresses’. But with or without the nips, pwede na rin.

The porno ad was very convincing…so, after a few more “accidental” clicks, aside from my membership to YouTube I also became an instant member of YouTubeMe.com (or Tubuhin Mo Ako). And it’s not a site for plumbers.

Diyaske.

(youtubephotofrom)

Hunyo 19, 2009. Mga Marka: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . I THOUGHT utot.

Mga Puna

  1. anakngpating replied:

    hehe…
    kuya napapaisip talaga ako kung ilang taon ka na kaya hehe
    wala lang naisip ko lang naman un hehe..

  2. frenchy replied:

    shhhh…. quiet please.

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